When will a Beer garden in Pattaya arrive?

Dear Investors,

Us mongerers have been waiting years patiently in blow job bars waiting for a place with cheap beer, no barfines and lots of ladies earger to whip down there trousers! Well come on investors get your hands in your pockets and get some cash out. All you need to do is model the Bangkok bier garten and keep it cheap, dont have air con, just fans with water spraying out.

All we ask of you is to keep a record of as many ladies as you can to try and persuade them not from causing mischief before leaving our rooms, i.e not stealing.  So lets get a Beer garden in Pattaya up and running and we shall all go down there and give it a shot. Who wont say no to cheap beer and no barfines?

A beer garden in Pattaya has to be down walking street, close to the beach road freelancers! Its what Pattaya, freelancers, poor expats have been asking for!